Soy Cheeze Pizza and Salad

This is an Amy's Kitchen Soy Cheeze pizza pocket with a carrot, spinach and green leaf lettuce salad. No, I didn't barf all over it. The problem with these pizza pockets is that they burst open in the microwave and the cheeze gushes out all over the plate, so I have to scrape it up and plop it on top of the pocket. Looks like melted cheese rubber, I know, but it has less fat and calories than the real cheese pizza pocket, and tastes really good. That beverage you see lurking in the corner is a Berry Blast Naked Juice.