Saturday, March 24, 2007

A New Low for Food Network

I didn't think it was possible for any recipes to repulse me more than Sandra Lee's "Semi-Homemade" offal, but Paula Deen has succeeded with the buckets of banana crap featured in her "Gone Bananas" episode.

The crown jewel in this shit-infested half-hour is undoubtedly the Cheesy Ham and Banana Casserole. White bread, bacon, ham, cheese, bananas, potato chips...and this is intended for human consumption? This is more like pig feed. Between Ms. Lee and Ms. Deen, the name "Food Network" is really becoming a misnomer. As G put it, instead of advertisements for Cool-Whip and Hidden Ranch, Food Network really ought to run ads for Lipitor and Bally's.

2 Comments:

Blogger McPolack said...

That looks like a dog poop sandwich and sounds worse. I am proud of Paula Deen for overcoming her agoraphobia but good God is this disgusting.

3:39 PM  
Blogger K said...

She had agoraphobia? That kind of makes sense in relation to this recipe, as it seems like something someone would make when they are unable to leave the house and have to eat whatever randon items they have on hand. I would be very interested to know if she created this recipe while in the midst of her agoraphobia...

4:52 PM  

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